Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.

Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.

by Cantarded child January 8, 2008

cuntard

a woman whos a retard

That girl was such a cuntard!

by heyursupergay99 February 13, 2010

cuntardy

adj.,
1) The state of being tardy in a manner that adversely affects others.
2) Like a cuntard.

cuntardily adv.
cuntardiness n.

We missed the start of the game because once again you were cuntardy. I am so sick of your cuntardy cuntardiness, you cuntard.

by Rocco Siffredi December 12, 2009

contradenialist

A person opposed to the rejection of facts.

The oil companies would have their way with us if not for the contradenialist effort.

by Cynicool July 29, 2017

contradicktion/contradicktory

Where a dude claims to just like how a gal looks overall and/or just want a platonic friendship, but his massive bulging hard-on sends a totally different message.

Well-hung dude: I used to unintentionally scare off the ladies with my major contradicktion/contradicktory crotch-appearance until I learned to "relieve the pressure" just shortly before I went to meet the gal, so that Lulu would be too limp and exhausted to "jump to attention" at the first sight of the "luscious looker".

by QuacksO April 18, 2018

Cuntarded

A retarded cunt
A very naive and uneducated female who keeps on making stupid decisions. Having a messed up attitude all the time. For no reason. Even though it's not that time of the month.

How's Stacey Doing?

Well still cuntarded as ever

by Oakysgirl February 16, 2019

concard

your very exited about a future experience so you make up a word and use it

im so concard about today

by cinderblock wall March 9, 2021