Earwax Consumer

A nasty head-ass nigga who eats fucking earwax because they don't give a fuck about life anymore

Yaphet: "Help me, I'm an earwax consumer, it's true"
Priest Dave (the slave): "I pray for your soul"

by SexyAnimeGirlAnalPenetration69 January 18, 2020

Boomer Consumer

The proper way to say the corona virus.

Ha that's killing only boomers. It's a boomer consumer.

by Helpmydyingsoul March 23, 2020

Anti-consumerism

The action that businesses usually perform when greed takes over. Generally, they release products with the interest of themselves: the producers, rather than the interest of buyers: the consumers. This includes selling/reselling things at prices higher than their normal rates and previous rates, making items a limited quantity to increase the demand, and presenting, or adding unnecessary adjustments in order to boost advertisement.

"Nintendo's Loftwing Amiibo is one of the most Anti-Consumerism moves the company made. They proved that they only cared about puncturing a hole in your pocket."

by GendleFendle6635 July 17, 2021

the consumer nextbot

a gmod nextbot that is eating a hotdog but it looks like a hotdog itself

guy: im gonna spawn the consumer nextbot in gmod

by crispylizard243904 June 3, 2022

anti-consumerism

the act of disagreeing with popular opinion, on the basis that it provides a stance away from generated hype

You are too blinded by being anti-consumer that u fail to see how good Blink 182 is

by John Park June 2, 2004

Consumerism

Consumerism is a cult like group of people that worship booty/pussy/Ect. They're one goal to consumer all.

I told my father that I converted to Consumerism, he processed to beat me out of joy. you are consumer, I am consumer, we are CONSUMERISM.

by The Best Uncle Tom November 19, 2018

consumenthusiasm

the "omg, I have to have that!!!" feeling that motivates you to move your lazy self to a store and purchase the aforementioned item

I might actually buy a PS3 now that it's smaller and cheaper, but I don't even have a decent TV yet, and can't find the consumenthusiasm to buy one.

by N M 1234567890 August 19, 2009