Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually

The Console Wars are stupid, idiotic, and childish

by cardloss March 13, 2024

Console-incel

A young man of an online community who consider themselves unable to enjoy Gaming on a platform/console they Do Not prefer, often associated with views that r Hostile toward other Gamers, Games & Consoles whom having fun & doing good

Term Invented by @Katharsyis

He is such a console-incel, so unable to just have fun!

by @Katharsyis June 5, 2024

micro console buyer man

Scott the woz

Micro console buyer man only talks about stupid Nintendo games.

by cheeseman132 April 5, 2021

The Last Great Console

The SNES, maybe the most beloved console of all time. Despite it's rival produced by Sega (Which was also a legendary console), the SNES was boosted above legendary status by classic games such as FF3, Chrono Trigger, the Donkey Kong Trilogy, F-Zero, the Mario titles it carried, and of course, The Legend of Zelda-Link's Awakening.

While it was a hot item in it's time, it has now been spread around the internet for free in the form of emulators, and the games have been converted into roms. This adds to the legacy the SNES left behind of being the most playable and memory-laden projects undertaken by a gaming company.

Despite all the other legendary consoles (And those that are to come in the future), the SNES will always have it's own place in the world of gaming.

by Grimm_Demize June 25, 2003

center console

The dude that sits between two people and holds all their shit. This man literally can not live because he can't use his hands, because he's holding his friends shit. Sort of like third wheel, but you hold everyones shit.

I'm holding everyone's shit, I feel like the center console after a McDonalds drive thru

by SuperHeadHoncho June 21, 2014

The Last Great Console

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Chrono Tigger and FF3 sell at a f*ckin high price on Ebay.

by Ron Barr March 30, 2003

The console/gaming war

A war in which the fan boys of both PlayStation and X-box argue about which is better.PC fan boys stand by and claim to be "the glorious PC master race"often stating(just as much as console fan boys)that they're are best,and are to up themselves to realize they're just as bad.All the while Nintendo stays in the background gaming and doing exactly what the PC fan boys claim to be doing,and for that they're discriminated against.Oh and by the way no I am not a Nintendo fan boy.

The console/gaming war:
PlayStation BEST!
Xbox:NO I'M BEST!
PC:LOOK,I AM OBVIOUSLY THE BEST!
NINTENDO:*sigh

by DON'TWORRYI'MLEGIT December 4, 2013