Don't Ass, Get Convicted

An aggressive way of telling someone they are wrong.

John: I heard the Mets might win the World series this year.
Bob: John, don't ass, Get convicted.

by NillaZilla June 16, 2017

I stand corrected

Synonym to forfeit an argument, surrender.

Basically people say it when they get fucked so badly in an argument they can't even come back from it.

Barry: "Hey Jerry COUNTERARGUMENT THATS REALLY GOOD"
Jerry: "I stand corrected"

by mylifeisadefinition September 1, 2021

conceited

Mark McCaffrey (The One and Only)

Mark takes off his shirt for absolutely no reason. He is fucking conceited

by The One and Only July 12, 2003

Contracted

Joe mama

Do you know who Joe is

Who is Joe

Contracted

WHAT THE HELL

by Chiaki_Nanami November 6, 2019

Convictedkiller

Someone Convicted of Murder.

Or, the alias of an extreamly witty, unbelievably clever and insanely hansom person.

Holy Shit! He's just been found Guilty of mudering all those people...

Or, A, that convictedkiller has been entertaining everyone again.

by Jak (aka Rocky aka Convictedkiller) May 24, 2005

Conjucted

The gathering of some sort of material that is harmful to surrounding eco-systems.

The tributary of the two rivers were conjucted with extreme siltation. conjunctivitis

by Chris Cedarholm December 12, 2010

Converted rice

Sticky rice (gaysian lovin' gaysian) who has switched to potato lovin'.

Yang: Hey isn't that Bong over there grinding with a white guy? I thought he was sticky rice.
Yin: Naw man. Ever since he went to learn English in Idaho he's totally converted rice.
Yang: Ai yah!

by Toodles McGuy November 8, 2008