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Pumped & Confused

Up grading your cars stereo system then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious exhaust system,so you up grade your exhaust system. Then realizing you can't hear your obnoxious stereo system, in turn you up grade the stereo system again, realizing you can't hear your exhaust, you upgrade that system again. So on and so forth...
"My tunes are so out there for all to feel, but my tail pipes are Pumped & Confused, I need to pump them up again next pay day".
by kshan December 14, 2008
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Never Confused

Usually meaning you are not confused about your sexuality, can be used as the ending to a sentence that you just realised made you sound a little homosexual.

From the Pub Landlord played by Al Murray in Time Gentlemen Please
"I was just curious, y'know, as to the mechanics of the whole business. What do they get up to? I was never confused!"
by Wingy May 18, 2006
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Weather Confused Slut

Individual who wears shorts with UGG boots (or other Winter boots), often accompanied with a Jacket or Hoodie.
by Fire Queen October 1, 2010
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concussionize

If Tori wasn't concussionized by the Manchester team, we would have been undefeated the whole season.
by Sarahh! :D October 19, 2008
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confused pineapple

A sexual position in where the girl put her knees by her head and the male then procedes to use her breasts in place of a vagina
Dude I was fuckin Lindsay so hard last night, she begged me to Confuse Pineapple her skanky ass! (Confused Pineapple)
by EbonicsForHoes December 10, 2009
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Confuseday

The Tuesday (that feels like a Monday) after a Legal Holiday.
The day after Labor Day, all day, I thought it was Monday, it was really Tuesday, more like Confuseday.
by Cinnabon August 29, 2014
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confused heart disease

When you feel you love more than one person at once. Prone I’m people who don’t know what they want.
Person 1: I love him but I like someone else too

Person 2: looks like you have confused heart disease
by fortnite05 November 24, 2018
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