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Red Wing Commander

Much like the traditional definition (engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstrating), but to gain Commander status you must bite the tampon string and violently shake your head from side to side leaving the Commander stripes on your cheeks.
Bill: You got your Red Wings?
Frank: Dude, I'm a Red Wing Commander.
Bill: Gross.
by The_Reverend July 21, 2006
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what comes after 69

Teacher-What Comes after 69
Student- Moutwash
Teacher- get the fuck out of my class
by SLICE_KillSTRM September 15, 2017
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Cream Team Commander

The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.

CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.

The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.

CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.

CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.

Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
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colmslie

the name of a pub located in the suburb Morningside, in the city of Brisbane . it isnt the greatest pub in the world, but its my local
"oi mitchie, you wanna go to the colmslie for some friday arvo brewskies?"
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Commander Vasjeer

Arguably one of the worst people in the history of mankind, he is an absolute failure at everything he does. People considered to be "Commander Vasjeer"s need to reconsider their life immediately.
A: What do you think of Donald Trump?
B: I dunno. I think he is a Commander Vasjeer.
by BBQof1942 November 5, 2017
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Driving Commando

When you take a very necessary risk by driving without your licence (for whatever reason)
"Damn if that 5-0 books me i'm fucked...I'm driving commando"
by Calebus March 10, 2008
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zone comm

Zone Comm is the tech that Ride says isn’t necessary. He is a noob. Don’t be like Ride.
OMG, my base has all this cool stuff, but I had to pay for it because I didn’t have Zone Comm.
by Austin.02 April 27, 2020
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