Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

foreign correspondent

A journalist who needs to be salaried and accommodated in an exotic foreign location in order to download press releases from their home governments press office and re-word them as news.

"Here is a report from our foreign correspondent"

by anon31337 April 20, 2010

Shit comes out of arseholes

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.

"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

by Anton bevermarsh January 8, 2021

Here comes the sun

1.) A song by The Beatles about both the 1968 England winter, as well as Sir George Harrison's temporary departure from the band.
2.) What you may say if you see the sunrise
3.) Japan on August 6th and 9th, 1945

1.) "Here comes the sun (do do do doo), here comes the sun, and I say, it's alright"
2.) "Oh, here comes the sun, fuckin bright"
3.) *Reenactment not found, everyone fucking died*

by ThatOneHumann September 27, 2022

Bam Bam here comes pam

A saying to describe the dramatic entrance of a plus-sized person, with reference to Pam from Brawl stars.

Dude: yooo look at her
You and dude: BAM BAM HERE COMES PAM!

by Ethxnol June 5, 2019

It all comes out in the wash

A metaphor commonly used around Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Basically;

Sure you've made a mistake, but you can still cover it up or make up for it somehow.

Similar to when you make a mess on your clothes, but you're able to wash it out.

(Yinzer 1): Yinz see Ben Worthlessburger frig up that stillers game last Sunday?

(Yinzer 2): Ehhh f#@k it man, it all comes out in the wash.

by SquidtheKidone October 14, 2020

when twist comes to crunch

(figuratively, idiomatic) When the pressure is on; when the situation is critical or urgent; when the time has come for action, even if it is difficult.

He is not a particularly talented builder, but 'when twist comes to crunch', he can usually get the job done

by Pyro Pig December 5, 2022