Conted

1) being completely intoxicated by any number of methods

2)To be unlucky

1) I was completely fuckin conted last nite

2) My girlfriend has run away with the milman... conted!!!

by Trout December 3, 2003

cooted

In association with the term 'cooter-mama', cooted means for a woman to cum.
A man would skeet as where a woman would coot.

"Matthew hit it so hard that I cooted all over the place!"

by Amanda :* May 12, 2007

sugar coated

when craker bitches lie to u and tell u sumthin is gonna be poppin but it turns out its busted

thizz bitch said this party was gonna be off da chains but she jus sugar coated it

by Steve young February 12, 2006

Coltenism

Someone who loves to worship a girl's ass and pussy on Sundays

Mark is going to worship coltenism on Sunday morning

by Steve job's August 27, 2018

Colter

An absolute Chad that plays lax and breaks his hand on the ski jumps in who ville.

“Oh do you know my friend colter? He’s friends with Chandlerson Branderson”

by Joemama123098 January 1, 2020

Colten

A wonderful guy that can make you smile when your upset. Someone that you can trust, handsome, talented, adorable and loving. Doesnt always share, but does once in awhile does. Always thinking of you. Amazing at anything, kind of lazy but fun to be around. Best guy to snuggle and just laze around with, doing nothing can be fun. Easy to fall in love with and most definatly someone to call mine. They are also known to have a speech impediment.

“Colten failed his presentation because he could not pronounce the word Door correctly”

by Fhkosiuebrvcils December 26, 2020

toffee coated rainbows

alcohol and hallucinogens

"hey man, what are we doing tonight?"
"toffee coated rainbows!"

by nomnomu October 31, 2013