A fart accompanied by a loose, muddy shit that *almost* makes you shit your pants, but instead splashes against the inside of your colon. Sometimes accompanied by the dreaded burning sensation which indicates major ring sting and diarrhea in the near future. You ate something really dangerous.
Imagine a wet fart which never leaves your ass. Colon Splash! You got lucky my friend, but find the nearest bowl or bucket.
I just had a major colon splash!
I just had a major colon splash!
by ocean spray March 9, 2007
Get the colon splashmug. by D-Web December 28, 2006
Get the colon cleanermug. Verb- The action of inserting the penis into the anus for the first time, invoking mostly pain, horror and complete shock. Possibly followed by pleasure. Possibly not.
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
Other definitions include...
"Maiden Voyage on the Chocolate Train to Khe Sanh"
"Just the tip, for boys"
"Backdoor Pony Express"
"Hey, did you hear that Vin Diesel wanted to Colon Tickle Clay Aiken?"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
"No way! He doesn't seem like his type at all!"
by Boooose February 26, 2010
Get the Colon Ticklemug. When one takes such a massive dump that all the crap, along with air, leaves with such force that it creates a super vacuum. This results in the colon and/or other organs being shat out, or "given birth" to.
by megustaYOURFACE September 18, 2012
Get the Colon babymug. Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
Get the bashful colonmug. 
When you have a large dump coming on, and the stomach pains come in and out. The intervals in time get closer and closer until you can't stand it anymore and you must drop a load.
I thought I was going to shit my pants, but it must have just been a colon contraction. Regardless, I should probably find a bathroom soon, before another one comes on.
by BT 2 September 1, 2009
Get the Colon Contractionmug.