Coitus Interuptus

When something like a fart or an awkward action of some sort interupts a couples intercourse making the male's genitalia go limp, thus ending the sexual act.

Jimmy: Ugh, something stinks!
Jaunita: Oh, sorry.
Jimmy: Damnit this shitty situation is coitus interuptus.

by Jivesy McGee December 14, 2010

coitus periodontalis

The act of performing oral sex while having no teeth, or with dentures removed.

After Dennis swallowed the sperm during coitus periodontalis, they pursued the egg by drilling into his gums.

by flyingdutchmn216 July 18, 2011

coitus conservatus

Latin phrase for timely pulling out, coined by scientist Joseph Needham. Also known as coitus interruptus.

Coitus conservatus counters conception.
Booty so good I can't coitus conservatus anymore.

by quantumdildo May 26, 2015

Coitus Cunt

The female equivalent of a Fuck boy

Dude, that girl just asked to suck my dick. She’s a total coitus cunt.

by That one char October 14, 2018

coitus mulligan

When a guy is given a coitus mulligan, he gets a replay after an unsuccessful attempt at lovemaking.

Matt was overanxious, and unsuccessful when it came to consummating his relationship with Darlene. Fortunately, she gave him a coitus mulligan and he was more successful.

by Angel of the Morning November 17, 2021

Coitus interruptus

When a kid is interrupted during playing video games that would be coitus interruptus

During our video games my mother came in and did a coitus interruptus between me and my brother....that bitch

by Dr Dickhead September 30, 2021

Coitusey

To be overly polite and kind in the pursuit, and act of sexual intercouse.

Kyle treated Amber with the ultimate coitusey as he proceeded to caress her undercarriage in pursuit of her lady parts!

by Acmeusa April 28, 2022