constirated

(Adj.) A portmanteau of the words constipated and irritated; when you feel so blocked that it’s starting to affect your mood. Sort of like hangry but so much worse.

Ryan: What’s up with Jared? Dude didn’t even say hi!
Andrew: Aaaaannnndd he’s banging stuff in his and Kyle’s dorm room.
Mark: He’s probably just constirated is all. It’ll pass once he’s able to move it.

by JediKnightX-44 August 5, 2020

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Cumstipated

When you’re backed up with sperm and you can’t expel your load.

“Why’s Donny so upset?

“He’s been cumstipated for weeks”

“There’s traffic on juice highway”

by Dr. Catburger January 11, 2021

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Castipated

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying

“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”

by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

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cumstipated

when you have the struggle to cum. so when you try to cum it hurts so bad that you can’t. so when you can’t cum in that case you are cumstipated

person 1- dude i literally can’t cum

person 2- bro it sounds like your cumstipated

person 1- what’s cumstipated?
person 2- when you struggle to cum duh

by mrclean_69 February 9, 2022

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