clocktapus

the ultimate clock-based pwnage action...that is...to clocktapus.

I CLOCKTAPUSSED YOU IN THE FACE!! wtf you talkin bout capitols ....ill capital you in the face (with my clocktapus) TEH FACE

by The Clock Tocker May 1, 2007

Cocktopussy

1. A slang term for sex
2.The ratio of men to women at any given social gathering
3. a legendary monster parents use to scare their children to keep them from having sex. This creature has eight long cocks attached at the base and in the middle is a huge pussy; the mouth of the beats. Many have been killed by the mythical beast,and the beast is the cause for many of the virgins left in the world.

1. (At a party)
guy 1: I don't want a relationship, I just really want to go cocktopussy with you.
slut: Okay!

2. (At a bar)
Guy1: Dude, let's blow this joint! it's got a bad cocktopussy ratio!
Guy2: Yeah it's a total sausage fest!

3. (In a Bad Scifi Movie)
Guy1: Holy shit, it's the Octopussy!
Stupid slut who trips and dies: Oh my god!!!
Guy1: We gotta get out of here, that pussy looks hungry!!
SSWT&D: Yeah, totally!

by Frozenfiirefox98 January 13, 2009

Cactapus

Technically, a half-cactus, half-octopus creature that lives part-time in the desert, and part-time in the ocean.
But it really means a man that you can't hold down because he's slippery and clever, and if you manage to catch him, you'll get pricked.

Brad Pitt, cuz he's a cheater.

by Voguepanda September 8, 2005

cactapus

that great feeling you get after ripping something nasty out your ass

That was the best cactapus all day. My ass is refreshed. Ass=mine; a cactapus/octopus hybrid
"Look out for that giant cactapus in the water"

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cactapus

The little guys on top of the buildings that are inflatable and there arms and legs go everywhere.

Did u see that cactapus on that builiding up there?

by katieandchans April 26, 2006

Cocktus

A sex toy closely resembling a cactus. When it is inside a woman, gives birth to a cactus. Popular among pirates.

Person 1:Allyson and Blake had a cactus-baby!

Person 2:How the hell???

Person 1: They bought a cocktus.

Person 2: OUCH. They're hardcore.

by MagicalMissMuffins January 27, 2010

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008