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cockpit

The "armpit" between two guy's legs that gets sweaty and smelly.
Walt likes to hide grapes in his cockpit.
by wally mcFly April 10, 2006
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Cocksmith

Someone who likes the cock, is confident with the cock, or possessing special talent with the cock.
Ewwww, look at the way she works that cock! She must be a Cocksmith!
by Matt Greiner February 4, 2009
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cocksiteosis

When that's all women talk about and want is cock.
person 1) Hey, she is all over my shit!
person 2) She must have the disease all women get!
person 1) WHAT!?#$
person 2) She must have the cocksiteosis!
by horsefly October 10, 2005
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Cocksmith

People who deliberately abuse the English language to mask the fact they cannot spell or form sentences at a third grade level.
English isn't that hard of a fucking language to type in. it's the only thing most American kids will ever learn to type in. Yet they consistently fuck it up. is it because it's easier to type like a lazy fucking dumbass, rather than occasionally misspell a word and have your balltongueing highschool friends think you're stupid? Cocksmiths. They hammer flaming hot cock all day.
by noboost August 4, 2008
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Cockpit

A sexual maneuver when a male puts his fully hard penis with a cum covered tip into the armpit of his sexual partner and Proceeds to swish it around.
I gave this girl a cockpit last night but she hasn't shaved for weeks so now my dick is all cut up.
by Crystall J April 21, 2011
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Cocksmith

a man or woman whom works with metals and penis's on a daily basis, including such chores as molding and creating brass or steel penis's
She was so good I could have sworn she was a cocksmith.

That guy is such a homo he should be a cocksmith.
by Nalon February 2, 2008
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cockpit

To place ones cock in a pit..

Pit- your mothers anus

Anus- Place where shit comes out

Shit- the taco bell you ate earlier
ooooh man wheres my cockpit..
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