COCKANITIS

Cockanitis is a really big poop/shit.

Tends to smell really putrid and ransid

Yo, i just ate 3 quater pounders with cheese and i just took the biggest cockanitis of my life.

Yo, is that you who smells like cockanitis?!

by Torretorredurr October 26, 2020

CockandBallology

The study of cock and balls

I study CockandBallology in college

Or
I had an exam in CockandBallology today, it was about cock and ball torture

by JM⭐ October 4, 2021

Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.

'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 8, 2023

CockMantis

Large Cockroach/Praying Mantis hybrid usually found dwelling near fast food restaurants in the early morning.

That CockMantis is HUGE! Lets eat it!

by Chris Ivester May 29, 2008

cocklaser

an insult when playing a particular video game where projectiles fire from out of your crotch. also a term used when a nerd wants to cum in a girls mouth. like that ever happens

eat cocklaser bastard

by Lex Luthor August 1, 2004

Cockling

A small child fascinated with his own penis.

"Martha, I'm worried, I think our little Tommy is a cockling."

by Treble June 16, 2003

cockhands

A term given to the one unlucky enough to have phallic projections instead of fingers, rather like ten dick digits. This person will usually be really cackhanded, retarded, and a bit of a dickweed.

mohsin :whoah i just realised my fingernails are foreskins!
Callum: "shut up cockhands you fag"

by scallum December 4, 2005