sucking dick for cocaine

Gerard Way being a precious cinnamon roll

this song is about sucking dick for cocaine

by femalegee October 11, 2017

cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

clockapult

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

by flyingdog June 15, 2008

Kurt cocaine

When instead of useing one straw for snorting you use 2 to resemble a shotgun like the gun that kurt cobaine used for killing himself

Holy fuck look at this fucking dude on the coke, he just kurt cocained it!

by Rockblock44 June 5, 2017

Cockamany

Crazy, disordered, surprising, stupid idea.

You want to take my sister out to the club! What kind of cockamany idea is that?

by John Mady May 1, 2010

cocaine nigger

anyone from columbia

i hate those cocaine niggers in scarface

by lil franksta November 10, 2011

COCAINE DECISION

TITLED AFTER FRANK ZAPPA SONG:Someone who makes impulsive, grand scale decisions involving large amounts of money-(usually other peoples')...Facts,consequences and reality be damned.Cocaine is'nt always involved.It just looks that way.

ENRON EXEC.1:"Let's just set up a state-of-the-art trading floor.We'll find something to trade on it later."

ENRON EXEC.2:"What?Are you tootin' rails?That's the most COCAINE DECISION I've ever heard. We'll all go to jail!

ENRON EXEC.3:"Dammit play ball!...I have options on 1,000,000
shares.They vest if it looks like we're doing something."

by L.MARTIN December 10, 2005