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sawed-off cocksucker

A castrated homosexual, used to describe those who, while driving, commit any of the following transgressions:
1)Sit still at a green light.
2)Change lanes more that three times on the same block
3) cut off another drive (some exceptions, see #4)
4)Speed up when another driver uses their signal, so as to prevent the changing of lanes
5) Plays Chicken at a stop sign without right-of way
6) Goes under the speed limit at ANY time.
Also used to describe cyclists who insist on using two lane, two way roads.
1) Let me over, you sawed-off cocksucker, or I WILL run you into the median!!!
2) Can't these sawed-off cocksuckers find another place to ride they're fucking bikes?
3) Green means GO, you sawed-off-cocksucking-piece-of-shit!!!!!
by urdoingitwrong! October 3, 2009
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Hoover cocksucker

A very good blowjob, or someone who gives one.
Hoover cocksucker:

1) She sucks dick like a Hoover vacuum cleaner!

2) He sucks dick like J. Edgar Hoover!
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cocksucker

Brian: I sucked so much cock yesterday.
Peter: Oh my, you're such a cocksucker
by Grigster March 11, 2017
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cocksucker

a person who will do ANYTHING for personal pleasure or gain. This person uses people with sob stories and fibs and worms and weedles the way to his/her goal BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY (no diss to Malcolm Shabazz). Such people are also called brownnosers, bootlickers and asskissers.
Every day at the start of the shift Greg went to Mr. Goremann's office for a special "pumping up" chat session. The rest of us working "trash" would watch this drama enact itself day after day. We'd say, "Looka this. Greg is such a cocksucker!". One day Greg got promoted to head chief of the plant crew. 6 months later he hung himself in a storeroom with a note saying that he lost his soul and couldn't handle the new responsibilities.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice August 21, 2010
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cockpuke

stuff that comes out of your cock
Eat my cockpuke.
Don't choke on my cockpuke.
by mebhoopz September 30, 2006
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cocksucker (Cok-Suka)

:see above
2.Any person or persons who go by the name Bobby Rose.
3.See homosexual
Bobby Rose is a little Cok-Suka.
by bobbyu rosde November 1, 2003
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