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rock climber

A very particular breed of human being who lives for the spirit adventure and for the adrenaline along with it. Fingers of steel, forearms like Popeye, they seek the raw experiences of an earlier time. Some call them crazy, others admire them.
Rock climbers are a cross between hippies and athletic risk takers.
by Jackknife Merle September 5, 2014
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chumber

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone
(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?
by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009
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cumbernauld

A failed nuclear experiment now populated by zombies, junkies and neds. High teen birthrate and stabbing capital of the central belt combined with a stinking town centre Cumbernauld is probably the most disgusting area in Scotland. Also home to some of the worlds most formidable young teams, such as Abronhills violent “AYT” and of course their bitter rivals, the “CYF” of nearby Carbrain. Good diss tracks though.
If you fancy keeping your head on your shoulders, don’t visit Cumbernauld
by Seng@ December 30, 2019
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curtain climber

How many curtain climbers you got in the house?
by Mike Chuich April 23, 2003
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Clumper Muff

A woman who has such a hairy pussy that through tight cotton spandex it appears that she may have a cock and balls.
It that girl packing meat, or is that simply a stubborn Clumper Muff??
by AD218 August 28, 2008
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climberfage

A self-deprecating, prematurely-balding bro' in his mid-twenties without a conceivably viable future ahead of him. The only venture he (somewhat) succeeds in, is climbing.

The climberfage is known to lock Cliffbars on his climbing hooks and buy season passes to the rec' center so he can climb the 20-foot artificial wall over, and over, and over, and over, and over.

If anyone is made fun of in the presence of the climberfage, he will be quick to remind everyone that the joke's on him.
"I'm still at the Santa Rosa JC, just sellin' Cliffbars at Jamba Juice, brah."

"LOL WHAT A CLIMBERFAGE""

"Twin Towers went down? Oh, man, the joke's on me! Wait, you say Jets lost to the Colts? That's a real good one! Joke's on me! I'm balding? Man, you got me good there! Oh, goodness gracious, bros, put that climbing zine down and throw that joke on me!"
by Axiomaticc January 24, 2010
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Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is a notorious British Actor. Most famous in his works for The Imi.....Yea you get the point...HES ACTUALLY EXTREMLY HOT AND IF YOU DARE TOUCH HIM I'LL CUT YOU, he is also known for being notoriously British
Person 1-Oh my god did you see BritishyGuy SillyName in Sherlock?
Person 2- *falls through ceiling* did someone say Benedict Cumberbatch
by MayteDontEven May 5, 2015
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