I have such a clitor for Chris Pratt
by The Real Bulvine since 1997 May 18, 2017
Get the Clitor mug.1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.
2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.
A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.
A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.
Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
by Sentia January 8, 2009
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by kgeorge November 12, 2007
Get the clitori mug.The leg pumping action that causes a surfer to gain speed while going up and down the face of the wave as they head down the line. The action is usually done to set up a manoeuvre or gain speed to make it around a collapsing section of a wave.
His clidro technique has improved.
by clidro October 24, 2008
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Get the clitorator mug.The clitoranus is a small organ in your butthole that makes you feel good when u take a huge dump. It is also know that anal porn stars tend to have clitoranuses that range between 2x and 4x regular size, thus allowing them to have an orgasm just by thinking about taking a shit.
Dude, she's taking that pole like she's got Dan's mom's clitoranus or somethin'
OMGWTF looka the size of that clitoranus
OMGWTF looka the size of that clitoranus
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