clinton nj 

Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.

Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?

Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket

Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!

Punk kid: four days ago.

I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.

Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*

clinton nj by Anorthstudent October 22, 2013

Clinton Road 

A deserted and dangerous road located off Route 23 in West Milford, NJ. This place has become infamous due to the strange activity which occurs at night. This includes satanic cults, kkk gatherings, ghost sightings, and some kind of hell hound.

Beware, don't go on Clinton Road at night.

Clinton Road by Tony July 17, 2006

Clinton Portis 

A running back for the washington redskins. Consistantly runs for 1,500 yards each years and cant be stopped by conventional defensive plays

Craig-Dude! did you see that move clinton portis just pulled on Brian Dawkins?
Nick-Yea, He made dawkins look retarted

Clinton Portis by cfoer July 27, 2006

Clinton broke 

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.

Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."

Clinton broke by Pra3torian June 11, 2014

Clinton supporter 

A person who is very stupid, completely uneducated on the political spectrum, and is a ginormous hypocrite who doesn't realize what national security is. Has 5 participation trophies they gladly show off, and whenever they don't get what they want, they'll destroy something but call it peaceful. Usually consist of lazy people who want free shit, or masculine fat women and feminine scrawny men.

Person 1: "Who's the white man-looking woman telling everyone they have white privilege that has a friend with a mask on while smashing cars during a "peaceful" protest?"

Person 2: "Oh, thats a Clinton supporter!"

Clinton supporter by alkans30 December 6, 2016

clinton high school 

a school filled with yee yees aka rednecks, crazy ass bitches, and some snakes, and don’t let me forget there rivalry’s and there crazy ass student section

1. look at that student section that must be clinton high school

clinton high school by yee yee by god August 28, 2019

Clinton Kelly 

The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.

Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!

Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!

Clinton Kelly by LoveStacy1 May 1, 2010