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cockblock yourself

In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.
Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.
by maelith October 27, 2013
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clockblocker

One who tends to cockblock others around him in a consistent manner. Much as a clock will never fail to tick, such does this person never fail to cockblock.
Man : Hey, want to go to my house and watch a movie or something?
Girl: Umm, yeah sure let's go righ-
Clockblocker: Yo you baggin it up?
Man: Yo stop being such a clockblocker.
by antlerskettering November 28, 2009
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Cockblocker

Someone who prevents other people from having sex.
nick powell is the biggest cockblocker alive.
by cassia;) May 12, 2009
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Cockblockerage

Cockblockerage(n): 1. the active engagemant in any or all activity that significantly reduces the chances of or totally eliminates sexual intercourse, 2. a certain skillset that when applied does not allow any reproductive activities under any circumstance, 3. Kids
Your talking to a female and a so called buddy comes by a says hey aren't you married.
Cockblockerage
by mech4fedex August 30, 2009
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Cockblocker

Someone who takes or makes themselves obstacles in your way of you getting some action or a person you like or want.
Person 1: I really like Don, do you think I can get him?

Person 2: Mmm... probably but I just smashed him yesterday, sorry.

Person 1: Oh my gosh, you knew I liked him! You're such a cockblocker!!
by Corina Annetta April 12, 2011
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mongolian cockblock

"I was chatting up this girl at a party and some dude who liked her straight up Mongolian cockblocked! Tackled me and beat me about the head and shoulders."
by captainsausage July 22, 2008
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Nuclear cockblock

When you have a friend, relative or brother who lives with you and your girlfriend, and who blocks the entrance to your girlfriend's cunt every time you want to have sex with her.
You live with your Girlfriend AND your Brother? That must be a nuclear cockblock.
by Shockdude July 6, 2010
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