Cleaning the Nasty Zebra

When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.

Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?

Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!

by Muhamed Mclovin May 26, 2011

house cleaning

shit that doesn't do itself

I need to get starting on my house cleaning.

by bethv66 January 17, 2009

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

cleaning the fish tank

v. : to engage in sexual intercourse or other sexual activities in the bathroom.

Andrew: Dude, what was that girl and guy doing in the bathroom?
Leo: They were just cleaning the fish tank.
Henry: "Cleaning the fish tank"

by scoobydrew February 26, 2008

cleaning the guacamole bowl

Doing a task in behalf of another person without being asked. Going above and beyond for the team. Actual cleaning of a guacamole bowl

Ace: I took care of it
Sean: Dude that's rad, thanks for cleaning the guacamole bowl

by batrat7 May 2, 2016

Cleaning

Something parents invented to torture their children, and get an easy way to punish them.

Parent: "Go start cleaning your room!"
Child: "No!"
Parent: "Now or you're grounded!"
Child: "No"
Parent: "You're grounded and have double the amount of chores."

by Lynni4669 February 24, 2020