claude van ham

Beyond going ham. The epitome of an ass beating.

I got 108 kills and only died 4 times. I went Claude van ham on those bitches!

by CHARLIEx5CENE December 27, 2011

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The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

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claude-emmanuelle

Claude-Emmanuelle is a synonym for bombshell. Or Scorpio energy who makes every men in the streets cum instantly.
Girls too.

Like the traumatized kind but the one who makes you want to offer expensive shit to get some crumble of attention.

-"Look that gurl's phat sloppy bussy !"
-"This is Claude-Emmanuelle ! She's a bombshell !"
-"She is a Scorpio."

by BussyLicker69 November 24, 2021

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Claude

Hot as fire, cool as hell, most emotionally intelligent person you'll ever meet. She's the type of gal that will always be there for you. Claude is a wonderfull lover and her dance move will make you go crazy. Everybody need a Claude in their life.

Do you know Claude? Heck yeah she's the most wonderful person ever !

by Bobyhore November 23, 2021

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Jon-Claude

One of a kind name. As it belong to a one of a kind guy. Smart, handsome and strong. Not to mention he definitely has a large Pen*s and always ends up rich.

Hay Jon-Claude, take that big thing out your pocket.

by Oxford big Dicktionary November 23, 2021

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