ass clapper

one really loud and long fart, ie. a fart that sounds like a Harley Davidson at idle.

WOW, did you hear Holly's fart...it was a real ass clapper.

by Russell Pridgen December 23, 2007

cappie

short for a capitalist bastard

Robert has a driver,maid,and a butler,so therefore we can coclude that he is rich,or a capitalist if you prefer

by sid vicious December 22, 2003

Dave Chappelle

Dave is the God of comedy. Do you know why? Cuz he's from the streets bitch!

"Man white people are gonna freakout when they find out what skeet means. And when they do it will be like:
Oh my god what have we done"

by Midnight November 29, 2004

clapping cheeks

When you hit it from the back and the cheeks start clappin

Alex Smith was clapping cheeks with Auty Bear.
Auty Bear was clapping her cheeks for Alex Smith.

by AlexJakeFucccedAutyBear April 20, 2019

National Clapping Cheeks Day

October 19th is National Clapping Cheeks Day, a day where some cheeks are gonna be clapped.

“Yo dude, today is National Clapping Cheeks Day! You know what that means”
“No dude, I’m boutta get my cheeks clappped for celebrating that holiday!”

by Clapper369 April 11, 2019

cappapoei

Cappapoei is used as a cute alternative for those that don't know how to pronounce Capoeira (the Brazilian martial arts form)

Hey, are you going to cappapoei tonight? Have fun!

by SpotMaster June 27, 2008

Chapped asshole

When you've had the squits, subsequently have had to wipe your ass about 6 times in less than an hour, what was once plump and robust is now a dry shrivelled husk of an anus. That is chapped asshole.

Awwww.... yooooooo......... I've got chapped asshole

by Chappedasshole April 5, 2019