cantaloupes

(n). term for the firm, round, melon-like breasts of a female.

Damn. I'd like to check those cantaloupes for ripeness.

by heater_i_mean_heather March 4, 2009

cant see dick

When you cannot see what you are looking at clearly

1cant see dick with my windows tinted this dark and i almost backed off in that pond

2 Matt hit me in the eye with the paddle now i cant see dick

by Wade and Brent October 18, 2008

wrote a check your ass cant cash

talking trash that one cant back up

you just wrote a check your ass cant cash

by tornado947 March 24, 2003

clanty

The act of manually stimulating the clitoris through the panties.

We made out and I gave her some clanty action.

She wouldn't let me finger her so I gave her some clanty instead.

by Dr.Realz March 6, 2017

cant beat skins on sunday

When playing the washington redskins on any givin sunday and you lose cause your team is trash or when your at church and want to bang the smoke but cant because your in the house of the lord

daylashawn: yo pooky did you smack that ass of that thick bitch at church?

pooky: no my dude remember my mom says i "cant beat skins on sunday"... i think its a law or something

daylashawn: Yee B!

by T STACKS November 17, 2010

Cant Understand Normal Thought

a way of calling someone a 'cunt' without saying 'cunt'. it's way better than saying "C U Next Tuesday".

"that lady Cant Understand Normal Thought."

by Mallhew December 29, 2007

cantasy

A sex fantasy or act you would actually do except that current circumstances prevent it.

My wife won't ask her hot friend to join us in a threesome, so it shall remain my cantasy.

by coconut2010 May 8, 2010