shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."

Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

by sunset pirate July 25, 2008

circus pussy

a wondrous pussy that achieves things others can not. It is magical, does tricks, and may taste like fruit loops and/or play calliope music. It's the good shit.

1. Man, I've got to get with that girl. She's got circus pussy.

2. They be lining up for her circus pussy.

3. It's magical like Mary Poppins' bag. You can put a lot of clowns in that circus pussy.

by Jessica & Daniel January 18, 2006

The Family Circus

A retarded cartoon made by a stupid person.

"The Family Circus is really stupid"

by Deadlyhomsar October 4, 2003

Bread and circuses

Expression meaning that you are so distracted with entertainment and food, that you forget the real problems around the world. Originated in ancient Rome where the government would hand out bread and games (entertainment) so that people would be distracted and wouldn't rebel against the government for political issues.

Me: Did you find out about the huge rebellion that happened the other day?
Other person: No, I was busy cooking dinner and playing board games with my family
Me: Wow! sounds like your life is full of bread and circuses!

by Awesome girl3 April 16, 2020

Not my Circus, Not my Monkey

A fancy way of saying “Not my Problem“

Did you hear about the news, and how schools are demanding to keep their sports programs, even though students could catch the Coronavirus?

Sorry sweetie, not my circus, not my monkey. I’m doing school online this semester

by AnonymousMarowak2817 August 20, 2020

The Amazing Digital Circus

Awesome animated dark comedy web series by Gooseworx and Glitch Productions

Have you seen The Amazing Digital Circus? It's excellent!

by NepgearAfficionado October 18, 2023

circus popcorn

An ungodly brick of pink popcorn that is case hardened and sold to the unknowing masses at the circus, carnival, fair, etc.

When I was a kid I used to love circus popcorn, but now it tastes like shit on a stick!

by Mr. Softey January 26, 2009