chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)

1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"

by chris February 21, 2005

Christine

A demonicly posessed 1958 Plymouth Fury (from the Stephen King novel of the same title) that tries to help it's original owner return from death by bewitching a teen-aged outcast into becoming the host as well as killing all of his enemies and anyone else who attempts to interfere with "her" plans.

George LeBay: "*Her* name's Christine."

Arnie Cunningham: "I like that." -Christine the movie.

by T.Ractorhead December 6, 2006

Christine

The most amazing person to walk this earth. Talented and funny. Usually complaining about her hatred for the state of New Jersey. Total music junkie, and a perfect example of a best friend. And you can't forget the sexy locks of flowing red hair.

I just want to hold Christine in my arms tonight.

by sexpants June 20, 2008

christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

christany

gorgeous,funny, and one of the greatest people you'll ever meet christany will always be there for you she is very trustworthy and a great friend/ girlfriend to have and she got cakes for days

i love my christany

by khuff292 April 20, 2018

christadelphian

A religious group who believe in one eternal God and His son Jesus Christ who was born a mortal man by Mary, loved, died and was raised to immortality. Christadelphians await Jesus Christ’s return to the Earth to establish God’s Kingdom on Earth. All those who believe in God and His ways as outlined in the Bible will be accepted into God Kingdom. Those who do not, will be rejected.

Christadelphians do not believe in the devil or heaven going, along with many other unscriptural Christian beliefs. All Christadelphian beliefs are based on the Bible only.

I am a Christadelphian.

The Christadelphians meet every week on Sunday morning.

by JDC0397 February 16, 2019

Christine

A gorgeous and bubbly asian girl. One who is always in a good mood, laughs a lot, and lifts other's spirits. She has a smile on her face at all times and has what you would call the gift of "asian persuasion". One who has a weird aura (in some sense) around her, you can't explain it but she attracts toward her.

Boy One: I don't know what it is about this girl. I'm really falling for her, everything about her. I just don't know what it is.

Boy Two: Dude I know what you mean, I can't put my finger on it. I guess that's why they call her Christine.

by PseudoLOVER27 November 21, 2009