Chopsticks

Americans believe if you use it you instantly become Chinese so that's why takeaway isn't doing very well

Person 1: I used chopsticks to eat lunch does that mean I'm Chinese
Person 2: If I eat a taco does that mean I'm Mexican

by budgetsheep February 18, 2019

Chopstick Daddy

When your partner has chopsticks in their mouth like a walrus, and you're having intercourse. They slap your butt like a walrus slapping a rock.

My husband is such a chopstick daddy.

by Jobeeit April 5, 2019

Chadtastical

An extraordinary meta and manly bro, typically used as a euphemism for BIG DICK ENERGY or PUSSY BEATERS.

Guy 1: This group, ASTRONET, is very fucking chadtastical let me tell you.
Guy 2: Holy, I bet they got that Big Dick Energy as well as being 500 IQ beasts.

by Tebi Bro September 11, 2019

Captastic

When you receive news that’s so unbelievable and fantastic, you’d think the person is capping.
The word is normally reserved for extraordinary news, rather than mediocre news.

Person 1: I just bought Apple
Person 2: Wow, that’s captastic!
Eg2
The guy who was single his entire life: I just got married
His friends: Yoo, that’s Captastic bro!

by Captana July 13, 2020

Chadtastic

someone who is not usually a chad but is doing some thing chad at that moment

Lou was being chadtastic when he saved a turtlelion

by savachad creator September 23, 2021

Clontastic

A dumb person or someone being stupid

You are being clontastic. Stop being clontastical

by Yalbu dinky August 23, 2023

awkward chopsticks

At an awkward moment, a gesture which is employed to convey the emotions surrounding awkwardness, usually by an observer of an awkward situation. This gesture can be made with or without uttering the phrase "awkward chopsticks" aloud.

boy1: "Hey! Let's go to a party at this Greek fraternity! Invite your grandma."
boy2: "Dude. My grandmother is Persian!"
boy1: ...
boy3: "Awkward chopsticks..."

by jc_fizzle June 15, 2012