smurf cooch

When a girl dyes her vagina blue

"did you see dat vag man she done got a smurf cooch"

by Raain Wilson October 3, 2007

Swamp Cooch

The situation, occuring when fluid consisting of water with small amounts of urea and salts, is excreted through the clothing of a woman in the vaginal region due to exercise and persperation.

Dude, it must be hot out today.

Why?

Cause that girl got off her bike and she has swamp cooch.

by asstrotep September 26, 2011

Stank Cooch

a stank cooch is a stanky cooch

Friend 1:Mrs. Starke has a stank cooch.
Friend 2:No, she doesnt.
Friend 1:What are you talking about.
Friend 2:Mrs.Starke has a stank cooch and is a bitch.
Friend 1:Perfect!

by YeetSkeetPumpkinGang October 4, 2019

smooch my cooch

(phrase) - similar to the male "suck my dick", smooch my cooch is slang for no way or fuck you. Also, it can be both a response to a command/request or a useful comeback.

1.) Wow, Kait Frankewich said that about me? She can smooch my cooch!

2.)Hey Ma, smooch my cooch; i'll do my homework later.

by KTD 4L September 6, 2008

spare cooch

It is a cooch thats so agape that it requires at least two very large phallic units to please her

hea bro help me plug that chckies spare cooch

by Spare cooch lover October 8, 2021

smooch dat cooch

when you smooch someone’s cooch , self explanatory

- omg i’m totally gunna smooch dat cooch tonight with gina!

- wow good for you bro i can’t pull any girls
- maybe that’s cuz ur a guy in a lesbian bar…

by ball.sucker December 7, 2022

South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch

When a man is getting great head from a girl and grabs her by the shoulders, consequently shoving backwards and dragging her vagina across the carpet, making the resulting female orgasm hot & spicy and burning for days after the event.

I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.

by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019