Chading

Verb/ when a minor child calls his father by his first name instead of "Dad." Typically seen in families in which role confusion is found and the child and their father are more friends than relatives.

I noticed that Julian was chading you this morning at breakfast. He does realize you are the father, doesn't he?

"Hey, Chad, you wanna play catch with me?" "Sure, if you stop Chading me."

by Scarlett NoLastName June 6, 2023

Floppy Choad

Floppy choad means being dumb or uncoordinated.

Woah! did you see that kid try to catch that ball? He is such a floppy choad.

by T.Nasty February 22, 2009

cookie dough choad

When your penis is wider than long but it has freckels on it to act like choclate chips!

Miles has a cookie dough choad!

by Jonathon Haywood August 17, 2015

choade

a dick that is wider then longer...

a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh

by Rob Miller April 13, 2004

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009

choadloader

noun...1. person who constantly spouts queer stuff. 2. an asshole, a boss who has never done your job but claims to know how to do it better. 3. a rival sports fan.

1. Joe, don't be such a choadloader, of course this is dangerous and stupid.
2. Rich, that choadloader, told me that doing it all at once is slower than doing it one at a time.
3. Hey! We don't throw back home runs balls at "The Cell"! Go back to Clark and Addison, Choadloader!!

by mudball10 August 17, 2006

Chading it

The act of walking around barefoot in summer time

"wheres your shoes?"
"I'm chading it"

"I lost my shoes so I had to chad it all the way home"

by Chad Phillips September 24, 2008