chia pet

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Homosexual: I have a chia pet
Lumberjack: fuck you *cleaves homo in two*

by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

chahely

Chahely is a pretty, cute, adorable, beautiful, attractive girl that can be weird around you when she is comfortable. Also If you get on her bad side she will go crazy on you!

Wow that girl is such a Chahely!

by basedmarcos_ November 19, 2013

chiagorom

It’s a Nigerian name of an Igbo tribe meaning God has blessed me. Usually lucky, blessed with a very strong intincts

Wow what’s his name that guy must be lucky? He’s name is chiagorom

by Uches September 13, 2018

chia pet effect

The effect whereby a product has more value to a consumer whose own effort is needed.

If it weren't for the chia pet effect, you'd see a lot more furniture from IKEA in the dumpster.

by Avasarala March 24, 2021

chiamatemi_mello

😰😰😰😰

chiamatemi_mello is gay

by Pappiisnananana August 21, 2021

Chahana

Chahana is a rare gem you’ll never see. Keep her by your side, so she will help yo through your darkest days. But she will never open up. She’s a happy and vibes well with everyone. She’s a little weak in relationships but she loves truly. She takes everything sportively. She gets depressed often. So adore her.

Hi Chahana! How are you?

by baddassgvrl November 22, 2021

Dirty Chia

When you really want a Chai tea, but are awful at spelling. The barista will probably give you an old, slightly used, chai pet.

Hi, I'd like a Dirty Chia!

by OGODWHY November 8, 2017