brasumptious chesticles

An incredulously large pair of breasts found on a slim girl.

Eye poppingly large boobies which are bursting out of their bra and yearning to be set free. They're bra-bursting, sumptuous and presumptuous!!! They assume the world needs to see them and they're right!

"Crikey Bruce, look at the brasumptious chesticles on that Sheila"

"Did you see the bird Craig got off with?"
"Yeah mate, she had a right pair of brasumptious chesticles!"

"Did you see Brett bump into that girl at the bar?"
"Yeah, he got a faceful of brasumptious chesticles. Lucky bastard"

by ScottRiley February 21, 2008

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Chesticles

When your balls are settled snuggly between a womans breasts as she's giving you head.

Jordan: "Yo man, what'd u do last night?"
Martin: "One word bro, one fuckin word: Chesticles."
Jordan: "Nice bro! Fuck yeah!"
Martin: "Fuckin fuck yeah!"

by Chris Colletti October 01, 2007

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chesticles

small or tiny boobs, the opposite of big breasts.

dude, that chicks got chesticles!

by m1st February 03, 2005

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Shrunken Chesticles

Same meaning as flat chested when used to describe the bust size of a woman.

Man! She is flat chested! Yup, Shrunken Chesticles.

by Sham Danger January 30, 2015

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Chesticles

A term used for a female whose breasts hang so low that they hang beside her vagina like a pair of testicles.

"Did you see the chesticles on that old granny over there? Her tits were hangin' so low, I swear they were draggin' on the floor!"

"Check out the chesticles on that lady!"
"Seriously, has she ever heard of a bra?"

by Frippy & Sagey March 31, 2008

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