Sloppy Chainsaw

When she’s giving you the fresh dome and accidentally cuts your cock with her nails.

Yeah, my Mom gave me a sloppy chainsaw. Should I contact CPS?

by Prollynat December 7, 2019

Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Pilgrims.

Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"

by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022

like a chainsaw to my sack

A phrase vocalized when in a situation of extreme disappointment

Bro, that's like a chainsaw to my sack

by Ed from Good Burger January 31, 2020

chanus

CHANUS = chapped anus

dammmnnn brianna has some gnarley chanus!!

by mrodewald October 17, 2005

chinus

A clitorus that looks like a penis.

"Dude, this girl I hooked up with had the biggest Chinus ever"

"Ew nasty man!"

by Can't handle this Chinus July 11, 2016

Chuff Chainsaw

Slang for the male reproductive organs. A penis.

To be inserted in a chuff.

"Oh 'eck, I'd say you want a go of the Chuff Chainsaw?"

"I pushed a bookshelf on him and then gave him a go of my Chuff Chainsaw"

by Josh22 January 19, 2009

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008