Lil’Astronaut

A short ass tiny dude who is trash at basketball and cricket, though he lask skills he is so hot fire emoji.

A Lil’Astronaut is harassing me.

by ronaldo jr. October 21, 2022

Punch the Astronaut

When you are high and decide to masturbate

John: do you wanna go to Wendy’s?
Jack: gimme 15, I gotta go punch the astronaut

by Jd87 March 18, 2021

Astronaut

Among the common definitions, one who partakes of DXM (the cough-suppressant found in Robitussin and knockoffs) often. A reference to the phrase 'Going to the Moon'

God, he doesnt drink or smoke, but with all the tussin he gulps he's a regular astronaut.

by Dr. Rick February 4, 2009

Astronaut

A common misspelling of the word assornuts.

I love my astronaut .

by Fortnitebitch January 10, 2019

screaming astronaut

You're banging a girl in a space station. You pull out and cum in her eye. She screams. Then you slap her in the face and say "We're in space!! NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM!!"

The screaming astronaut brings new meaning to the phrase "Ride Sally Ride".

by gtdiesel November 16, 2009

Anal Astronaut

see Back-Door Conquistador

HMMMMMMMM anal foog

by Dojo Mojo March 12, 2003

Astronaut Game

The act of suicide by putting a plastic bag over your head and duct taping the opening closed around your neck

Fuck a rope, I’m gonna play the astronaut game.

by bread from a yeast infection June 10, 2019