cashtrate

to cut off someone's paycheck

yo that bro got totally cashtrate by his boss.

by soccerstar113 December 4, 2009

Calfstrated

When your calfs have been figuratively cut off from running so much.

Holy shit those sprints calfstrated me.

by Lars Runbeck May 15, 2012

castraticon

A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.

Alternative formattings:

-----/ 3

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄

1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously

You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D

2. Playfully

A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!

B (Female): 8/ ======D

A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!

B: CHOOOPSIE!!!

by EarlOfEmoji November 7, 2013

casturate

What Greg does to baby sloths when he's upset.

"If I have to clean up after you guys, I'm gonna casturate a baby sloth!"

by uberfalcon November 28, 2013

Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

castorpated

A condition in which a person, typically a white male, is so full of shit and hypocrisy that they can no longer make direct eye contact. A confused and furrowed brow is the most telling symptom of this condition. Named for Republican lawyer, Stephen Castor, who during impeachment hearings in December of 2019 was struck with bouts of amnesia and confusion as he did the bidding for the most corrupt administration in United States history.

Stephen is such a lying sack of shit that he always looks painfully castorpated.

by Uzanna December 9, 2019

Crustrated

Crus.trat.ed adj.
Pronounced ˈkrə,strādəd'

When you're so hella stankbutt filthy that you get MAD about it.

Hangry is to hungry as Crustrated is to being dirty AF.

Bro: why you trippin bud? You're being pissy as a mf.
Bro2: sorry bro, I'm just Crustrated. I can smell my own balls from here. Gotta shower off this thicc ass booty stank.
Bro: shit. me2 bro

by Dr. Dingus MD February 10, 2021