gabe carpenter

The biggest loser you will ever find. Has no friends. Lives in a basment. Is master prestige on all Call of Duty games. Has zero self esteem.

For example
Guy:"That kid is exactly like Gabe Carpenter."

by The Gaylord March 8, 2017

Polish carpenter

Someone who gets married, then gets divorced , and then marries her/him again.

My parents were a pair of Polish carpenters! They cut the board twice!!!...and it was still too short.

by Big Bad Ken January 13, 2018

Tylor Carpenter

Is a special guy that has a tiny little penis! So tiny you can't even see it! Is said to be so small it looks like a nipple with hair around it! Tylor Carpenter is more then likely gay and likes other men

Leave your tylor Carpenter in your pants
Aka Nipple penis

by Unknown genius December 11, 2020

The Carpenters Roll

Wrapping your dick around a doorknob, then pulling down on the tip, thus turning the handle and opening the door.

G1: Dude, check this out
G2: If you do the carpenters roll, again, then I'm going to call the cops
G1: *already undoing his belt* huh?

by Alchemist657 February 19, 2022

Sam Carpenter

The most loveable, relatable, interesting, hottest, luscious Scream character. She is the reason the Core 4 is alive. She ended the Kirsch family with one knife and gun. She obliterates Sid. She ate and did. She is an icon. She got hate in Scream 5 but thats because people were jealous of her. If I had to pick 90 Scream characters, she will be my number 1.

( Tara ) Oh my!!! My sister Sam Carpenter is such a baddie. She ate as she should!!
( Hater ) Uh obvi! Sam Carpenter ate I was proved wrong....
(Sam) Girl I know I am the one and only Sam Carpenter don't mess with me or I will throw hands.

by ghostfaceluv3r123 April 19, 2023

Carpenter

The name given to fans of Sabrina Carpenter, who is an actress, model, and singer

Person 1: Paris by Sabrina Carpenter is such a good song!
Person 2: You like Sabrina? I didn’t know you were a Carpenter!

by CleanPlantMemes November 13, 2018

carpenter

What Jesus did as his part time job lol

Jesus was good with handling wood lol him and his little fisher price carpenter toolkit

by Rupert "dong" Dupert January 6, 2008