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capitalist

One who believes in or practices capitalism.

Believes he/she should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary--or unnecessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitalists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
by The Drafted's guitar player October 9, 2005
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The best political affiliation, capturing within it all extremes of the political compass.
Willemstan’s newest political party is the neo-capitalistic-liberalized-anarcho-nazbols
by NorseBerserker2835 January 23, 2020
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Capitalist Money Madness

Phrase critical of capitalism and damaging consequences of its money mechanism, referring to an incident — particularly a shocking or incredible news story — where money is, or has been, a key factor injurious to people and/or their environment. Examples include harmful business activities conducted for more profit; withdrawn/inadequate state funding for health care or other essential public services; property thefts; muggings etc.
Another fucking train’s been derailed because bosses are more interested in cutting costs than passenger safety! It’s more bloody Capitalist Money Madness!
by socialist_jester July 18, 2005
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Anarcho-Capitalism

An oxymoronic take on the Anarchist societal model.

By definition, Anarchism is the idea of a stateless society where all people are free and equal. Anarchists oppose societal structures and power structures as a core tenet of their ideology.

Capitalism however, is an economic system that has an inherent power and societal structure where the super-wealthy elites rule over everybody else and control the means of production whilst exploiting the labor of workers for their own gain.

Because of this, Anarcho-Capitalism is an oxymoron and is, rightfully, the laughing-stock of most Anarchist circles.
Anarcho-Capitalism is hypocritical and an oxymoron.
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capitalist arsewipe

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.
The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.
by tiny winters June 24, 2016
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Capitalist Corporatism

The presses of owning many businesses illegal or legal
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Capitalistification

Capitalism - but written in a way to piss off the Germans
Oi Konstatine - ur a fucking capitalistification whore
by Mikcoxhard February 23, 2023
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