oreo cannon

What the asshole may become after being thoroughly injected with semen. The owner of such apparatus then farts with the semen and some other particulates being ejected in what looks like a chewed oreo cookie.

Guy 1: "Dude, she was on the rag, so I threw it in her ass."
Guy 2: "Awesome...did you blow your load in the back door."
Guy 1: "Yep. I pulled out and she fired an oreo cannon across the room. I think my mom had to clean it up"

by howboutthat22 June 4, 2010

fart cannon

a very large exhaust pipe attached to a car that was built for a much smaller pipe, named because of the sound it makes, which is similar to when you fart through a very hight quality microphone

used by chavs (uk) and ricers (us)

me: take off that freaking fart cannon its gonna wake up the entire street!

chav: bu' it' 'ard innit ya goffic nob

by EEwisewolf May 29, 2008

Fart Cannon

An enlarged muffler-tip used by people who think that they will be more cool if they make their peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX sound like it is taking a shit everytime they lay on the gas.

Considered the opposite of Pussy Tubes

"Fart Cannons are fucking annoying"
"Nice Fart cannon, does it make your peice of shit 1998 honda civic DX do anything special other than making it sound like it is taking a shit everytime you lay on the gas?"
"Fart cannons are the opposite of pussy tubes"

by IMNOTTHATCREATIVETOMAKEANEWNAMEEVERYTIME May 27, 2008

canyon chest

A person that has a dent in their chest that resembles a canyon and people can play games with it.

Ryan, do you think someone can eat cereal out of your canyon chest?

by Mike Ferg February 14, 2007

cannonball docking

When guy 1 forces his foreskin over guy 2s foreskin while shooting his kidney stone in to his urethra while simultaneously jerking both dicks

John snags Jason ranking him close to give him a cannonball docking while he finishes his dr pepper

by Dock master69 December 19, 2020

Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.

I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.

by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008

Wank cannon

A person(s) who literally fires there seaman a large distance.
i.e. hitting your hair, shoulder or over your head and splatting it on every-day items.

Jack: Where did it go?
Sally: I can't find it!
Jack: Oh, its on the curtains.
Sally: Wow! You're a real wank cannon Jack.

by vValentine February 4, 2010