Something that is unbelievably cringy and terrible. Commonly found on the internet, though anything that isn't born from the web but still meets the above criteria may still be referred to as cancerous.
"Wow, the Star Wars prequels are pure cancer."
"Good God, Youtube comment sections are rife with cancer."
"Good God, Youtube comment sections are rife with cancer."
by ToatitosScoops December 07, 2016
A disease that kills people. There is a known cure for cancer, but the the drug companys don't really want the public to know that, because they will lose money from the people who buy thier products.
The only reason the media says there is no cure for cancer, because if there was, nobody would buy medicine, and the drug companys can't let that happen because it's all about the money$money$money.
The cure for cancer is simple. Just crack open the pit of an apricot, plumb, or any kind of fruit like that, and eat the seeds. Do this everyday to pervent cancer. If you already have cancer, you should eat around 8 apricot seeds everyday to cure it. People have been doing this for years to cure cancer. The reason alot of people don't hear about this, is becuase if you did, you wouldn't have to buy medicine, and therefore, the drug companies would go bankrupt.
Don't waste your time putting unnatural chemicals into your body, when you can do it the natural, and more accurate way.
The cure for cancer is simple. Just crack open the pit of an apricot, plumb, or any kind of fruit like that, and eat the seeds. Do this everyday to pervent cancer. If you already have cancer, you should eat around 8 apricot seeds everyday to cure it. People have been doing this for years to cure cancer. The reason alot of people don't hear about this, is becuase if you did, you wouldn't have to buy medicine, and therefore, the drug companies would go bankrupt.
Don't waste your time putting unnatural chemicals into your body, when you can do it the natural, and more accurate way.
by Sid-- April 04, 2006
When a female is nothing but bad for you and your soul, your only choice is to cut her out and heal the wound before she consumes you and eats away at your goodness!
by Johnnyg724 May 13, 2016
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?
Guy 2: Oh, just looking up cancer on Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1: What the hell is wrong with you?
by loweezy December 16, 2014
by The Paul brother May 22, 2019
You are an amazing person that puts others before yourself. You are very encouraging and you don't give a fuck about what other people say 'bout you. You like yourself just the way your are!
If your a cancer, your a really lucky person
If you have a friend that's a cancer, you better keep that friend, 'cause they'll do some crazy shit for, just to make you happy
If you have a friend that's a cancer, you better keep that friend, 'cause they'll do some crazy shit for, just to make you happy
by I'm so bored December 03, 2019