A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
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The best and funniest impressions EVER. He is exellent at improv and impressions. Frank used to be on a WB show called "Hype", he has been on many talk show radio stations, he has toured doing stand-up (no to mention his own special on Comedy Central), and is now a MADtv castmember!
This guy just makes you laugh,,, wherever he is, whatever he's doing. F.C. is da man.
This guy just makes you laugh,,, wherever he is, whatever he's doing. F.C. is da man.
As John Madden: Now h-here-he-he-heres-he-heres a guy who who when he puts his contacts on he can see better.
Seinfeld on Drugs: My fingers, they're little people! Theres little people on my fingers!
etc.
Seinfeld on Drugs: My fingers, they're little people! Theres little people on my fingers!
etc.
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Other than tha, He is a cute person :D
Other than tha, He is a cute person :D
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-- often results in blacking out by sundown.
-- often results in blacking out by sundown.
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Get the callen mug.Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.
Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
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