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crescendo clapping

When at a live musical performance, the audience claps to a beat, but it sounds like a crescendo due to members of the audience being musically inept and thus unable to clap on beat. Found at most shitty bands performances for obvious reasons.
Jonathan: My girlfriend drug me to a Nickleback concert and the audience was crescendo clapping to all their shitty songs and it made it even worse than it already was!

Ron: Damn.
by behemoth887 July 8, 2009
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crespin

Another word for Coochin, Cotchin. Commonly used by indian youths in the Kenton/Stanmore/Wealdstone area in London.

verb: crespinn
noun : cresp
q: yes yes bruv wass gwaninn?
a: nuttinn blud jus crespinnn

im tired.. lets crep ova ere fo a while bruv
safeee
by Krishan AKA KC July 24, 2008
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Freya Crescent

The hottness of FF9, damn I wish she was real.
by Woman December 3, 2003
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Nobody Cares

A phrase one uses when people keep putting urban dictionary definitions of their own name on their snapchat story.
Brock *opens up snapchat
Brock "Oh my God nobody cares!"
by Senior Papi john March 15, 2017
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gently caress

What the gently caress is wrong with you?
by qxan December 9, 2008
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caress

To touch or stroke in an affectionate or loving manner
When a boyfriend rubs his girlfriend's back
by Nizer May 27, 2005
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Who fucking cares?

A simple way of oen person expressing to another they are not interested in them - or their situation.
Who fucking cares if you got screwed by the car dealership - you're stupid for shopping there!
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