Cornwall

When a man presses and rubs a closed fist against his lover's anus for added stimulation during sex.

Jonathan's pinky developed a cramp while fingering Connie's anus, so he simply made a fist and Cornwalled her.

by BB2 July 14, 2013

cornwallace

a man with an unusually large white pork syringe.

and thus, cornwallace took lake titicaca

by stink butt September 6, 2003

corn balls

Another term for "hush puppies", a fried corn bread side order that is shaped like a sphere. (more country than urban)

Pass me some more corn balls Paw!

by Ben Quadinaros September 6, 2005

Cornwallis

one who willingly surrenders to an act of self-degradation, generally through the act of desperate, rigid sexual contact

Thomas: "I heard that Marcia from accounting showed up at Martin's for the GBW."
Richard: "That is also what I heard."
Harrison: "Yes, she is definitely a Cornwallis."

"Make love to me, William. I am your Cornwallis."
"You certainly know how to set the mood, Patrick."
"I know. Now grab the whips and chains."

Gentleman, steer clear of Paris. She is not only the crustacean transportation but also a Cornwallis...the city, I mean.

by Danfield January 17, 2007

Cornball

A cornball is basically, the new geek. Just like a nerd used to be a lame but a geek was just completely off the scale lame. Now a geek or computer geek is someone who highly educated, usually through personal experience rather than actual institution education, in common computer softeware and the internet in general. He or she more often than not will also repair PCs. Pirately tendencies also usually apply.

This definition does not encompass cornballs in total. There are many varieties and sometimes a cornball IS a lame. Examples are shown below.

Cornball
Napolean Dynamite
Ashy Larry
Michael Scott
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Me
Dwight Schrup
Donnie
Police (Definitely - all the wrong things)
The 40 Year old Virgin
Charlie - Me, Myself and Irene

by Beezy25 April 29, 2009

cornball

A wrestling technique that involves giving a thumbs up to the opponents anus. May or may not involve a winding up motion.

Ponch decided it was time the match had ended and administered the cornball to his opponent.

by hooka January 11, 2005

Cornballer

Hot girls who claim to be corny by wearing worn out, slightly see through, stretched out vintage tee shirts.

I'm totally a gross cornballer today and guys still keep checking me out!

by That dude from that thing May 24, 2013