gun control

Something the United States Definetly needs yet will never aquire because the hillbillys who run this country would rather continue to have more than 11,000 innocent people die every year at the hands of retards who cant tell the difference between a squirt gun and an M-16. So we just pretend that its ok and dont pass "Gun Control" laws because the hicks need to defend their right to blow up grapefruits in their backyards with Kalashnikov Rifles.

We need Gun Control, but Dubbya wont dare piss off Heston and his gang.

by moo moo im funny blah blah die of aids please September 16, 2003

control freak

Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other's lives will go ballistic. This ensues telling, demanding, and finally just doing what they wanted all along.

These persons are the complete opposite of, and will clash with those who are laid back

"1) we're going to decorate the apartment like this, 2) I want it decorated this way, 3) I just decorated it the way I wanted."

by Anonymous November 20, 2003

mind control

The abiblity to control/influence someone's "actions"

Your wife is a master of mind control

by nf1n1ty March 18, 2004

Chaos Control

1) Of the Sonic games: A power that is used with a Chaos Emerald to bend time and space, either allowing you to freeze time or to warp yourself or something else instantly from one location to another. The only known possesors of this technique are Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog.

2) Of Sonic X: A force which can transport people, places, and things from one dimension to another or from one time period to another. It cannot be controlled.

Shadow: "Chaos . . . control!"

by SonicFan March 28, 2004

snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.

Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning

by VHosey December 12, 2008

control freak

someone who has a habitual desire to take charge and to make sure things go their way

A control freak can have a tendency to become obsessive.

by Gerard Irick January 29, 2010

emote control

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007