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condyle acousticophobia

Condyle acousticophobia is the fear of cracking bones.
Condyle meaning the joint between bones.
Acouticophobia being the fear of a sound.
Condyle acousticophobia is triggered by the sound of cracking bones but can also be triggered just by looking at someone cracking their bones and depending on severity of the phobia can even be triggered by the thought of it.
Symptoms include:
- Sweating

- Swearing

- Screaming

- Nausea
- Dizziness

- Vomiting

- Increased heart rate
and many more depending on the person.
Person 1 - *Cracks knuckles*
Person 2 - Ahhhhhhhh! Are you kidding me! You crazy person! STOOOOOOP!
Person 1 - What?!
Person 2 - I have condyle acousticophobia!
Person 1 - ...?
Person 2 - Just don't ever crack yo bones near me again!
by Heyyy It's Meeeeeee September 8, 2018
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Comfy

The feeling you get when doing something comforting/ when looking at something relaxing.
My puppy is so soft! when I hug him I feel so comfy!
did you see the picture of that cat from r/aww it has so much fur, just by looking at its soothing face I feel comfy!
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Confederate

a traitorious dog and worthless piece of trash whomst hates freedom, civilization, democracy, and america. People so lazy, worthless, and retarded that they can only produce even raw materials required slave labor. Known throughout history for losing wars, and hatred of their betters.
Any time a confederate sympathizer gains political power, degeneracy will soon follow.
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Confederacy

Unlike morons would lead you to believe, a confederacy has nothing to do with slavery. A Federal Government has a strong central government with weaker state governments. A Confederate Government has a weak central government with larger state governments.
Student: If anyone ever supports a confederacy, in any situation, they hate black people and feel that white people are dominant.

Public School Teacher: That's correct!

A Person with Common Sense: No the fuck it's not.
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Confederate Air Force

The confederate air force is an organization that preserves warbirds (i.e. aircraft from past wars).
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Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)

The AWC is a sacred brotherhood of people that are against wiggers. Started in the mid 80s by Captain Planet, it was designed to counter attack racially confused souls. Some famous members (besides captain planet) are Gumbi, John Smith, Ronald Reagan, and Bill Clinton. Thery even have a secret Fraternity at Yale where many presidents have been enrolled in. There base is said to be in the statue of liberty's eyeball
the Anti Wigger Confederation (A.W.C.)is led by captain planet

Captain Planet: Earth, Fire, Wind Water Heart!!!!

Kstar: No!!!!!!!!!!
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Confederate

"I love the Union and the Constitution, but I would rather
leave the Union with the Constitution than remain in the Union without it.''
Jefferson Davis
by Sic Semper Tyrannis June 26, 2005
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