Comclictuate

to resolve an argument via the use of the internet

We will comclictuate the matter of whether or not Natalie Portman or Scary Spice has bigger nipples

by Rob Pearson & John Mc September 7, 2005

comcuad

A mean person. One who may steal someone elses girlfriend or boyfriend regardless of that persons sex

John, knowing it would hurt James, persuaded his girlfriend to date him and ditch James, making him a comcuad. Or in a related case Jill, knowing it would hurt Jessica, persuaded her boyfriend to date her and ditch Jessica, making her a comcuad.

by gwenievere January 5, 2008

Comcasting

When your internet connection goes out for no reason and you lose connection

Damn it jerry, Your connection is comcasting again! I can't move!

by Noigtmar October 7, 2016

comcastian

Wilfully designed to be terrible, with an implication of an almost schadenfreudian delight in the suffering it brings upon the customer.

Did you see that Dr. that was beaten and dragged off the United Airlines flight? That's some comcastian customer service right there!

by KarmaPolice1986 April 18, 2017

Comcast

Company
Only
makes
crappy
ass
shi
t

Friend: Yo you watch that new vid?
Me: No I have COMCAST
Friend: O fuck i feel you man

by Shigalig February 1, 2018

comcast

A company that butt fucks its customers with shitty customer service and internet that always crashes at the worst times.

Me: Fuck! I was about to ace until my internet just fucking crashed! This is bullshit, fuck Comcast!
Friends: Imagine losing connection lol

by bruh_moment December 22, 2018

Comchem

This means feeling cozy and warm while snuggled in a blanket on FaceTime.

I'm feeling very comchem right now and I hope this can last forever.

by Star Wordy lll November 12, 2020