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Cracka-Cola

Mountain Dew. The deep south's favorite carbonated soft-drink. At some convenience stores, it can be cheaper than water. While "crackas" in the northern US prefer Coca-Cola, crackas living below the mason dixon like Cracka-Cola best.
"Hey Butch, pass me a Cracka-Cola! My mouth's 'bout as dry as a Texan salt flat!"

"Cracka-Cola, official drink of the common cracker"
by Mayhem Institute July 15, 2014
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clucka

See clucker. (An extreme drug addict, usually hooked on crack/cocaine)
The people who wrote the definitions for clucka are illiterate cluckers.
by ODie January 5, 2006
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clacker

I seem to have slipped and stuffed a ferret up my clacker.
by louis October 17, 2001
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Creepy Ass Cracka

An out-of-shape Hispanic volunteer neighborhood watchman who gets all uppity and pulls the trigger before a suspect can beat the living shit out of him. Upon this action, the watchman magically becomes a White racist murderer, and the suspect magically becomes an immaculate 13-year-old angel who can do no wrong. Even if you have no history of being racist, NBC will happily edit audio recordings to make you sound like a racist monster.

Don't think for yourself. Believe everything NBC, ABC, CBS, CNN, and the Obama administration says, citizen.
That Hispanic watchman should have let that jock asshole punch him in the face 30 more times before he pulled the trigger. What a Creepy Ass Cracka.
by radium August 26, 2013
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clickaholic

Somebody who believes that, by mouse clicking repeatedly on an icon or button, he/she will make the computer/website respond faster.
Sadly, this behavior can actually make a computer run slower. Often, the clickaholic knows this, but can't control the compulsion to click obsessively anyway.
Clickaholics are also known to apply the same philosophy in analagous situations, such as pressing the return key.
Clickaholic: click click click click
Computer: ......
Clickaholic: Dammit! Why won't this program open already??
Computer: .....
Clickholic: click CLICK CLICK CLICK!!!!!
by creaternity April 29, 2006
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Cluckathon

Any venue where a large group of women of highly questionable morals, intelligence, and sexual tendencies; have gathered en masse.

AKA: A room full of chickenheads.
Boxes: "I went to Iguanas last night and checked out to hip hop room. Every where I looked, I saw nothing but bird-ass bitches."

Homie: "Oh word?"

Boxes: "Yeah son, it was a straight up cluckathon!"
by Mr. Boxes October 6, 2008
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Hungry Clackers

As coined by Australian comedian Hannah Gadsby. Hungry Clackers describes the way pants will ride up into your crotch while walking if you have large thighs that rub together.

'Clackers' is a pleasant reference to the external female genitalia. The 'hungry' part is referring to the way it kinda seems like the crotch is trying to stuff as much of the pants into itself as it can. This is not dissimilar to how one would shove a large amount of food into their mouth when hungry.
"While i enjoy the idea of a stroll along the beach, I am afraid my hungry clackers are making the reality of a long walk quite unpleasant".

"woah check out my hungry clackers; my regular length pants just became 3/4 pants"
by Posing A Threat May 14, 2010
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