Clackamas 

A suburb of Portland, Oregon. Largely known as Cracka-My-Ass because that's what downtown (is there a downtown?) Clackamas looks and smells like.
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".

Hey I live in Clackamas, I'm hungry, where's the closest Denny's?

Clackamas by BuBBa from Milwaukie December 3, 2007

Clackamas Claw 

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

Clackamas Claw by PDXS March 28, 2010

Clackamas High School 

Worst school ever. Has a lot of fake people. Should just shut down!

Clackamas High School

Clackamas High School by Clack'Kid June 17, 2012

cacksmasher 

(n)1.An ancient device of torture used by Norwegian Pirates, in which the victims genitallia were placed in a vice-like apparatus. 2.A true douchebag.

1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.

cacksmasher by Hanzeus September 24, 2003

Clackmannan 

A shite hole full of drug addicts and alcoholics it’s a great place to get mugged then murdered in a church and an amazing place to kill yourself and don’t worry if your looking for a fix there’s plenty o dealers and 2 bars right next to the Co-op

“Dae ya ken where a can get sum o the gid shit?”. “Aye cunt there’s a great place called Clackmannan they’ll hae what yer lookin fur”

Clackmannan by JJ Ferguson November 21, 2018

Crackmas

Bailey and loulou followed crackmas around and he got scared and ran

Lou: do you remember crackmas?
Bailey: yeah lmao i chased him and he ran

Crackmas by Tnqsi August 24, 2021

clackalackin

Slang for "What is Going On"

Yo, Whats clackalackin?

clackalackin by CL December 17, 2003