A suburb of Portland, Oregon. Largely known as Cracka-My-Ass because that's what downtown (is there a downtown?) Clackamas looks and smells like.
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".
Job opportunities largely do not exist in Clackamas, unless you like working at the local "Hotdog on a stick" franchise. Of course most of the teenagers yearn to have such a highly skilled job, and they love those hot looking uniforms.
The parents of Clackamas think if they buy a 5 year old Escalade, that it will give them the same status as those new money wannabe's from West Linn. The reality is, their houses are sitting on top of each other, and they are all one paycheck away from taking their kid's shift at the aforementioned "Hotdog on a stick Franchise".
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Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.
I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.
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1. Yaarrgghh!! Walk the plank or suffer the cacksmasher!
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
2. Seriously, that Paine kid is a real cacksmasher. He just molested my Uncle Clarence.
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“Dae ya ken where a can get sum o the gid shit?”. “Aye cunt there’s a great place called Clackmannan they’ll hae what yer lookin fur”
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