chlamydick

A man whose penis is infected with chlamydia.

Boy: Yo watch out for my chlamydick, babe.
Girl: Ew, wtf you's a man hoe.

by Wuicy March 24, 2019

Chlamidatittyitis

A serious condition in which ones whole vagina and titties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage.

"I'm afraid I do not bring good new ma'am." "Just spit it out Doctor! What do I have?" "It's...*pushes up glasses* Chlamidatittyitis.."

by Suckmyassmaster45 July 27, 2016

Chlamidiot

An idiot who repeatedly gets chlamydia

She’s such a chlamidiot

by Snow03 March 13, 2020

Chlamydeye

When someone with chlamydia spunks (ejaculates) in someone's eye

EMMANUEL discovered he had Chlamydia, then accidentally spunked in Beatrice's - giving her Chlamydia of the eye - Chlamydeye

by Longjohnsniffers August 24, 2021

Clamydity

A word used when one feels like they could contract an STD through the air due to the high levels of humidity and people in one space.

Dude we need to leave this party the clamydity levels are insane.

by foofoo1234 July 15, 2023

claumydia

claumydia is where you read/type things different, often in a sexual way.

"I got Claumydia and read THE IMPALER instead of CHEVY IMPALA"

"Claumydia made me type COCKING instead of COOKING"

by Claudieko July 14, 2006

Clamydiitis

Fear of clamydia; fear of contracting clamydia; fear of burning urine; fear of prostitutes for the application of sexual intercourse; fear of clams in soup or chowder (clamydia soup) - wet clamydiitis.

Tom wouldn't fuck the skank because of his Clamydiitis.

by Jimmy McNeil December 11, 2003