clear channel

A stupid radio station group that thinks they own FM. Tries to knock off other radio station groups such as Cumulus, Apex Broadcasting, and Emmis. There new Crapstar group is stupid as hell, They put the stupidest music on there stations. And Is the reason why FM Radio now sucks.

Thank Clear Channel for ruining Radio.

by anonymous January 19, 2005

clear channel

the Microsoft of American radio. the the reason why radio sucks, and the reason why concert ticket prices are so fucking high. the entity that fears independent radio.

Clear Channel is uber ghey

by mevyhetal March 6, 2004

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

cannabis club

A store that sells medical marijuana and other mairjuana like products. Legal in California

I get my weed from the cannabis club, so i dont get caught at the weed spot.

by Richard Eggers March 29, 2006

Channing all over your Tatum

Phrased coined by Jimmy Kimmel Live! On Oscar night, Sunday February 24 2013 in reference to a spiritual phenomenon in which you commit a gracious act of pleasure upon an object.

youtube "Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 1: “I see a pretty lady all across the bar, she’s smiles at me and gets right in my car and I know I want to Channing all over her Tatum”

Example 2: “If you're pickin' up a latte at the coffee shop, and the lady puts whip cream all over top, then you know she just Channing all over your Tatum"

Example 3: It’s Oscar night and I feel blessed, I got Magic Mike and Django as my special guests, I wanna… Channing all over your Tatum"

by LoSho March 5, 2013

Channel Drifting

When a TV channel starts airing programs that are different from what the name of the channel suggests or programming the channel has shown in the past. Channels that exhibit channel drifting tend to shift away from past programming, often acting like it never even existed.

Examples include MTV, Cartoon Network, and TLC.

Channel drifting is often very unpopular with a network's longtime viewers. Of all the people who watched Cartoon Network 10-15 years ago, how many of those people do you think still watch it?

by GaaraoftheDamned March 28, 2013

Channel lock

When two dudes spread legs and butt cheeks to facilitate rubbing the bottom of their buttholes together. Similar to Scissoring for females.

Kevin though Jason was cute, so he asked him if he wanted to Channel Lock

by Copco May 13, 2016