candle in the wind

The act of deadbeating to hot girls named Donna in necrofantasies. Dumbass who never had the balls to talk to Donna and is now regretting it.

guy 1: Wow he's candle in the winding it again.
guy 2: What a dumbass! Donna rejected him so long ago! May she RIP.

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011

candle treatment

when a man unleashes a very large unhumanly amount of jizzum on or around ones face

damn that chick just got the candle treatment .... i feel soooo bad for her!!!!!

by zach and scott June 14, 2008

candle scandle

a little thing or problem that pisses a girl off greatly

man- hey dude did you sleep with that chick?
man 2- nah dude it was a candle scandle

by elsanchokirky April 3, 2010

Candle Huffing

The annoying act of smelling every candle in a retail outlet that sells candles, including Yankee Candle, BB&B, Cracker Barrel, Bath & Body Works, and others.

Girl: Let's go to the mall.
Guy: I can't.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I went to Yankee Candle last week and got kicked out for Candle Huffing.
Girl: You're a douchebag.
Guy: But Napa Valley Harvest smells so good. And Clean Cotton smells like new towels.

by Hogie1975 July 8, 2011

candle apple

As in a type of person: someone who, at first, seems to be very intriguing; someone you'd like to get to know better. But the more you know about the person, the more you just want to light them on fire.

"She made a great first impression, but turned out to be a total candle apple."

by Meowtown September 10, 2015

Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

Candle Cock

When you dip your dick in hot wax and make a custom condom but when you pull out it shoots off and hits her in the eye

Bro my girl won't talk to me after I gave her a candle cock

by Thetallmf September 3, 2017