buffing the bat

1. Slang for "polishing one's awards".

2. Masturbation

Rory was really buffing the bat in that meeting.

by Debbles May 6, 2006

Bufftings

Can also be male ya know!!!!

When girls like the look of a guy they say mmm, bufftings.

by Trubble August 25, 2006

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

Buffeldinger

when one is in such extream angry and they have no words in which to express themselves or feelings towards another they shout out buffeldinger.

Oh you think your fucking cool Mr. Buffeldinger.

by Shannan Campbell, Jessica Lampley ,Amber Maddox May 20, 2006

buffing the little trombone

when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman

Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.

by illustriousbob December 10, 2011

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

The Buffing System

The system is which oral sex is conducted normally on a male but with certain provisons a female may be done. The oral sex is done when a girl or guy wrapps there tongue aroung the penis and slowly caresses the girth and length of the male or females shaft.

Male: Goose you going to buddies house today?

Goose: Yes of course, Buddies Advocate style.

Male: Oh I would say I sense The Buffing System coming into play, but you cant get shit so.

by The Flori$t June 24, 2012